Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
vagina is talking i cant
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
I used the phrase "love child of quasimodo and cyclops " in a sentence today.
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
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