Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
I just made out with a guy for $7.
he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
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She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
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No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
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