literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
I'm using my ex bfs phone number to look up his Kroger card so I can get a discount on condoms...yep this is my life
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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