I just woke up surrounded in unopened snacks
What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
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what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
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Your favorite bartender is back from prision
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
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