How's work?
Spinning.
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
Delivery driver perk #327: I just paid for part of the security deposit on my new place in pizza. This oughta be a fun renting experience.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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