Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
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i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
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Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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