yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
I just found out that my father was a Human condom for halloween when I was 4. And to think I used to wonder where my sense of humor came from.
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
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