he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
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