Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
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