On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
i just remebered what i did last night, i asked a homeless man on a bike "hey whatcha doin with that bike, wanna make 5 bucks?" he agreed and then rode me on his handle bars a block away to the next bar.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
Is "sorry I booted you out mid-fuck last night" a good icebreaker?
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
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