never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
i wish that every time i slipped on a sheet of ice i had the ability to recover with a michael jackson move
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
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Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
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