he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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