i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
home. puking in laundry basket.
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
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