these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
splinters make it hard to masturbate
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
Randomize
