im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
I understand Curling. That high.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
What's worse: not calling my parents in Dallas to make sure they're alright or not taking shelter to masturbate all over my douchebag roommates clothes?
I worry about you.
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
You are the funniest drunk Jew I know. Never in my life have I witnessed someone respond, "Is your dick kosher?" while being picked-up on.
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
Randomize
