And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
Great night. I'm in the middle of explaining to her how the stock market works and she just rips my pants off and starts blowing me. Nerdiest blowjob ever.
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.
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