the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
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