Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
this girl with a french braid down the center of her head won't stop talking about the benefits of the free market. i'm hungover, bloated and haven't slept for 4 days. shut up french braid girl, shut up.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
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