This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
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