my ass just sighed. even my farts are tired.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
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On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
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