Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
when I woke up she was standing in the living room with a bottle of scotch because she is "allergic to hangovers"
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
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And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
... drunk me broke the coffee table?
STOP TALKING ABOUT YOURSELF IN THE THIRD PERSON. YOU DID THE THING.
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im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
I'm sorry I keep drunk texting your boyfriend sports updates.
That's okay. He needs friends too.
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
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