so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
One of my residents in my hall just found my positive pregnancy test from last year I hid behind the fridge, I'm just going to tell them it was for a science project.
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
I need mimosas to revive my soul
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