She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
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cat food counts as protein by the way
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
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please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
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Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
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