Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
I know it's early but when you wake up can you please validate my life and tell me I'm not just a drunk idiot.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
Maybe he injected his testicle?
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
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