found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
I never want to see another naked old woman again.
highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
Why are all the lights on in my house? Every single one. Someone should turn them off but I'm the only one here and I'm sure as hell not doin it.
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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