you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
I am the Bobby Fisher of drunk asss puking
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
