You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
Woke up with a treasure map of my room stuck with sticky tape to my ceiling. followed it and found $75 with a note saying; "eat this if we're invaded"... I'm never getting stoned again
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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