Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
I just watched an old episode of Daria while eating brownies to cure day drunkness. Clearly I'm winning at adulting today.
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
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