He asked to "fluff my boner.."
So, I woke up to an empty bottle of scotch and a dead car. The last thing I remember are the strippers being mad at me. Awesome night.
Feels good to be wearing underwear again though...
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
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i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
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Do I have a choice?
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Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
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Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
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