That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
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the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
woke up in my one night stand's bed and barfed all over her floor. she came back from the bathroom, looked at the vomit, looked at me and said "normally i'd tell you to clean it and get the fuck out, but i remember the sex was good, so i'll let it go." Score.
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
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So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?