i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
Margaritas ran out of lime juice. Substituted Jaeger. Jaegerita not good.
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
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