I feel like my sweat is 40 proof right now
I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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