Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
I woke up this morning covered in blood and peanut butter. I am now safe from vampires with nut allergies.
My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
A+ Viking dick
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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