i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
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I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
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If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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