i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
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