Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
She introduced herself as 'Ann the sober one.' Took me to a coat check and a lost and found. Then offered coffee and breakfast sandwiches. Turns out she's been paying her half of the electric bill running post-party operations.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
At least you didn't get an invite in the mail to your fuck buddy's baby shower like I just did. My life is a sitcom
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
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