love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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