And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
Ask if he wants his tooth back. It's in the freezer. In the box of hotpockets.
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
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