oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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