So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
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