Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
Fuck morning classes. Fuck early work. Fuck anything in the morning that doesn't involve sleeping, sex or bacon.
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
Well my sober pact lasted almost an hour. Then I did four shots. But in other news, one of those shots I took with a midget. So like I couldn't turn that shit down.
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
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