Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
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She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
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You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
You should've seen the look on the guys face when I demanded pho and a beer the second they opened. Obviously he doesn't understand hangovers
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
So apparently I fell asleep sitting on the toilet last night while my drunk girlfriend sang to me.
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