How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
not only did i soak my thesis by spilling celebratory shots on it, but i also stained it with lipstick making it obvious i tried to drink the vodka off it......dgaf, worth it.
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
You stole my crutches last night at the bar, the DJ had to ask for them to be returned
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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