A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
I dropped her off at home and her fiancé was shitty, it was 4:30 am. I told him I was the Uber driver
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
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