Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
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Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
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How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
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