I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
You can tell a man will be prosperous by the power of his farts- A fart that can shake the room is a voice that can change the world.
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
I just blew my weed a kiss
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
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