i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
My roommate got wasted last night and went to the 24 hour Bally's Total Fitness at 3 A.M. He got back took his shirt off, made a protein shake, puked, asked me if he was almost as jacked as Ronnie Coleman then called ME gay before I could say anything and went to bed
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
Randomize
