he looks like a really good dad on facebook
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
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Real friends wouldn't let me shotgun a 4loko after already seeing me trying to eat a girl out through her jeans.
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
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DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
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