I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
pray to the hookup gods
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
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