Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
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i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
I fell asleep in my underwear on the deck. What the fuck.
This was the best text I've ever woken up to
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
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P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
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