She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
my mothers day present is going to be not puking at the table during brunch
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
Randomize
