I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
First order of business is dropping my 9 am gym class. I'm sweating pure vodka.
He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
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It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
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Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
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