I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
She showed me her prom dress from 2001, which still had her date's cum stain on it.
Oh, so that's why you call her jizzarella....
The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
I smell like Dick and happiness
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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