Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
Pretty sure I just became the first person ever to use the word "boner" in a wedding card...
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
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