He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
You never realize just how much you have to be thankful for until you almost shit yourself in a Target.
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
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she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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